This really made me laugh........great way to start the week with a big smile
Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrive.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
Your dog has its own home page.
Your dog's homepage is actually good.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says no new messages. So you check it again.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.
Your husband says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.